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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Why do Women hate cats



Not intended to offend any women's/gals feeling, but it is a fact that women usually hate cats(Esp in India whereas russian women love to keep cats) and kitten whereas guys find it(cats) beautifull. I am just trying to explore the truths behind it and there is no guarantee/warranty of the veracity of the below mentioned reasons. And you are totally allowed to not to agree with it. If you feel like then you may even put your dislikings in the comments section.

Now without digressing from our main topic, usually girls pretend to love pets a lot(they love them too usually if it is not their own one....and it belongs to their friends......hehehehe). They will never forget to mention terms like....Awwww......Woowww......Cuteeee.....Beautifull....Cutiepie....etc etc etc(If I will start mentioning all the terms used by gals then I will have to write a seperate BLOG for it which I will certainly think about later). But girls rarely prefer to adopt pets for their own. What can be the reasons for it. No guesses........No worries....I will be giving you all.

First(which I feel) is that they are also lazy like guys(but still guys love to have a pet) but gals dont go for it. As an example when girls feel hungry but dont feel like cooking anything or going outside....they just don't eat anything(and consider it a kind of Dieting for themselves....which they always enjoy). But if they will be having a cat, then they can not do these kind of things because they will have to give food atleast to the cat, which will make them do some work which they dont like at all(as they usually dont like doing their own work and look for 'BAKRA' who can do their work......Forget about doing work for others/cats).

Second, they feel that who will be taking care of pets When they even can not take care of themselves (and usually look for boyfriends/Friends who can take care of her). They think(or even they are sure of this thing) that who will be taking care of two stupids(not used in any pejorative way, dont take it adversely gals) as they are sure of themselves and also know that cats are also of their own category

Third, Girls always want to be loved and that too at the cost of not returning the same favour. This is a similarity(I must say) between cats and women as even cats are very selfish and they just want to be loved without returning the favour. This is not the case with dogs and puppies as they reciprocate their love by even loving us more. Cats only love you the time when they feel hungry or they feel alone. Isn't it the same case with girls.....? Guys love them at all the times and they dont even care for it and even say that 'Itna Chep kyun ho rahe ho/tum bahut bade chipku ho'. Gals only love guys(Boyfriends/friends) when they have to either do some shopping or have to get some work done through them. Similarly cats are also mean. They usually sleep or run/roam through out the place and come to you only when they feel either hungry or alone.

Fourth, Girls just love to fight with someone who does not reverts back with same anger,vigour and velocity which is not the caase with cats. If you will be fighting with a cat, she will just take her nails out and will draw the map of the world on your body parts(as gals do with their nails on their boyfriends' body parts after having fight with them) Gals just like beating others down but that is not the case with cats and they reciprocate this favour of everyone atleast which again girls dont like.

Fifth, Cats and girls both leave their lovemarks(nails/cuts etc) when rarely they feel like loving someone. Girls usually dont like marks and cuts on their own body as they are extra-cautious of their body and hence this is another reason for them to not to love cats.

Sixth, Both girls and cats are wild and probably that is why guys love cats as well as gals as was mentioned by SRK in Don1 and Don2 - "Meri Jangali Billi(My wild Cat)". Guys like the wildness of both these species till the time they watch it from outside, but the moment it becomes their own they find it difficult to manage and then they think that Wild gals are only meant for making galfriends and not for marriage.

Seventh and the biggest reason, We as a human being dont like to see our bad things. Keeping a cat in home for girls means that they will have to see their own reflection at all the times. Howsoever bad someone is.....but nobody likes to remember it at all the times. And it is better to remember it occassionally rather than seeing it everytime in front of your eyes. And so gals avoid to keep cats as pet


What soever the case is, But still i must admit that even if guys are so intelligent that they can co-relate relation between cats and women but still They end up becoming a slave of all these girls only. I surrender in front of you gals....You always win nodoubt.....and I can not argue for it even.


Courtesy: To get all these experiences, the whole credit goes to my one and only Kitten-Kamini(Call her Kaaaamini and not kamini at all.....you envious gals....below is her photo) and my ex-girlfriend.


My Cute kitten: Kamini


Article By:
Pushpak Pandey
Dedicated to my loving cat 'Kamini'

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for this great article! Am a guy who loves cats, a lot. I've always found them so similar to girls.
    but wondered why girls would hate them.
    Now i know, "We as a human being don't like to see our bad things. Keeping a cat in home for girls means that they will have to see their own reflection at all the times" Lol that makes so much sense. Thank you!

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